If there is a "behalf", why is there not a bewhole?

On the other hand, someone can be "beholden" to something, but not "behalfden".

Just my 2 cents.

I tried to join Confusion Anonymous . . . but the driving directions to the meetings don't make sense.

I think I have devised the perfect murder. If I was ever going to kill anyone, my weapon of choice would be . . . the icicle.

First, they are free - which befits my thrifty nature. Second, they are omnipresent in winter (at least in these parts). Third, no need for a license. Fourth, after the deed is done, they disappear. Fifth, no fingerprints!

But, best of all, is that the corner report will show that the victim died of . . . cold cuts.

Well, this week isn't going well. Up here, there are 4 seasons, Cold, Really Cold, Pretty Cold, Construction. Well, we are in the midst of Construction. And, as one would expect, they were working on the highways. This incident occurred during the time they were actually putting down the black top. I was a bit lost and decided to ask for directions from the cop that was monitoring the work. I pulled up close to him and as luck would have it, I accidentally bumped him into the new tar. It got all over the new uniform of Officer Homer S Williams. And for that, I got arrested. The charge?

Asphalting an officer

One good thing, though . . . I finally got to hit a homer.

I went to see a play done by a local production company. The play was not memorable but the spirit of the people in the face of adversity WAS.

It seemed that the person that they got to do the costumes used pigments that ran very badly. It leaked over everything and everyone. Unfortunately, they did not realize the problem until the dress rehearsal; which, because of a myriad of other problems affecting the schedule, was the night before opening night. To make matters worse, it did NOT wash off. So the costumes were a mess and the actors and actresses were colored.
I give the whole thing an A for hutzpah. The really worked to keep the old show biz attitude of "the show must go on."

What else could they do . . .

The cast was dyed.